Boomer can do anything chuck norris can do and more I have faith in you boom By: Z
Thanks Z by: BOOMER
Jesus can walk on water but Chuck Norris can swim on land
If you have five dollars and chuck norris has five dollars, he has more money than you. Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light not because he's afraid of the dark but because the dark is afraid of him.
When Chuck Norris was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's.
Chuck Norris can eat ONE lay's potato chip
Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song
Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table of elements, because he only recognizes the element of surprise
There is no theory of evolution, just a list of animals Chuck Norris has allowed to live
Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird
When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he is not lifting himself, he is pushing down the Earth.
Chuck norris does not wear a watch, he decides what time it is.
Chuck Norris uses pepper spray to spice up his steaks.
The leading causes of death in the US are: 1. Heart disease 2. Chuck Norris 3. Cancer
Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter.
-A man stopped Chuck Norris on the street and asked him to list 100 Chuck Norris facts. Unamused, Chuck Norris raised one eyebrow with such force that the man disintegrated.
-Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
Chuck Norris once shot a German plane down with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"
-When Chuck Norris plays Oregon Trail his family does not die from cholera or dysentery, but rather roundhouse kicks to the face. He also requires no wagon, since he carries the oxen, axels, and buffalo meat on his back. He always makes it to Oregon before you.
-Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
-The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.
-What was going through the minds of Chuck Norris' victims before they died? His shoe.
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
There is no 'Ctrl' button on Chuck Norris' computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd. No one fools Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.
Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg.
When chuck Norris sends in his taxes he jut puts empty forms and a picture of himself crouched and ready to
attack in an envelope... chuck norris has never had to pay his taxes!
God invented people but Chuck Norris invented God!
If you can see Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris can see you. But if you can't see Chuck Norris, there are only seconds left befor you die.
When Chuck Norris sticks up his middle finger at you it doesn't mean the f word. It only determines the matter of seconds you have left to live.
Chuck Norris has kicked your big fat mamma so hard that she is halfway across the galaxy, and shes still going.
Boomer can do anything chuck norris can do and more I have faith in you boom By: Z
Thanks Z by: BOOMER
Jesus can walk on water but Chuck Norris can swim on land
If you have five dollars and chuck norris has five dollars, he has more money than you. Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light not because he's afraid of the dark but because the dark is afraid of him.
When Chuck Norris was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's.
Chuck Norris can eat ONE lay's potato chip
Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song
Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table of elements, because he only recognizes the element of surprise
There is no theory of evolution, just a list of animals Chuck Norris has allowed to live
Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird
When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he is not lifting himself, he is pushing down the Earth.
Chuck norris does not wear a watch, he decides what time it is.
Chuck Norris uses pepper spray to spice up his steaks.
The leading causes of death in the US are: 1. Heart disease 2. Chuck Norris 3. Cancer
Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter.
-A man stopped Chuck Norris on the street and asked him to list 100 Chuck Norris facts. Unamused, Chuck Norris raised one eyebrow with such force that the man disintegrated.
-Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
Chuck Norris once shot a German plane down with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"
-When Chuck Norris plays Oregon Trail his family does not die from cholera or dysentery, but rather roundhouse kicks to the face. He also requires no wagon, since he carries the oxen, axels, and buffalo meat on his back. He always makes it to Oregon before you.
-Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
-The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.
-What was going through the minds of Chuck Norris' victims before they died? His shoe.
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
There is no 'Ctrl' button on Chuck Norris' computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd. No one fools Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.
Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg.
When chuck Norris sends in his taxes he jut puts empty forms and a picture of himself crouched and ready to
attack in an envelope... chuck norris has never had to pay his taxes!
God invented people but Chuck Norris invented God!
If you can see Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris can see you. But if you can't see Chuck Norris, there are only seconds left befor you die.
When Chuck Norris sticks up his middle finger at you it doesn't mean the f word. It only determines the matter of seconds you have left to live.
Chuck Norris has kicked your big fat mamma so hard that she is halfway across the galaxy, and shes still going.